SAD BIRTHDAYS: March 2012

$leigh Bells REIN IN TERROR

I really don't need to explain this one. I mean, I havent even listened to it yet. But if $sleigh Bells' first offering of Treats is anything to go by then:

YOU BEST TAKE IT

I've listened to it now.
ilham: ok

me: and she sings a bit more

ilham: thats a bummer

me: it's a bit more genteel

ilham: i like the hardness

me: ME TOO

It's not as hip hop either

But, that said, it's still nice

it's just

Different

Sent at 1:57 PM on Tuesday

ilham: okies

Sent at 1:59 PM on Tuesday

ilham: sleigh bells file seems to be removed everywhere

me: I'm uploading a copy onto my personal mediafire for you

25%

Sent at 2:01 PM on Tuesday

ilham: ah thanks pooface

then send me the link?

me: Of course, dummy! It

it's not like I'm going to with hold it from you

as some sort of bizarre

blackmail technique

Like... "SO ILHAM, it's Uploaded..."

"So... do you want it?? HUH?"

"What are you gonna give me for it??"

I mean, Jesus. Get dancefloor slamming already. Here's a treat:

Lissen. Because I've been a motherfucken pussy-ass motherfucker [classy, that] the great and godly goodness that is Cameron Lowry has been running the site of late. I thank him for that, I bow at the waist.
Thanks Cameron. Thameron.

Anyway, that brief and unsubtle distaste aside, LOOK, it's the new I$lands. Aren't you excited?

Well, not really, you may say. Yes, yes yes, Return To $ea was fucken marvellous in it's not-so-subtle Graceland Gloriousness. Wow. Yes. Then followed the overtly proggy and not so great In @rm's Way... or whatever it was called. Vap0urs followed, but we'd lost interest. Sorry Nick, we had. We just had. It happens.
What a fickle fucken world.
Well, lissen, this new one is here, and if the banter on sites is anything to go by, it is actually quite good and solid.
Give it a try. I've just started lissening to Track1 now.

TAKE IT NOW, BITCHES.